are a luxury few can afford
but the hubster shan't be ignored
He decides our exotic destination
my job is trajectory formation
Buchart Gardens in Victoria, BC
ending at the Empress Hotel for tea
How to get me from airport to ferry
in a chair with a purse and suitcase to carry
Must get a passport card in a hurry
make all reservations so he won't worry
Can I make it without being seasick
I'm sure taking a some drug will do the trick
I picked a studio suite overlooking the harbour
but if he stresses at crowds it will feel like Pearl-Harbor
We may bicker and stress from point a to point b
but in the end we will see the grandsons, gratefully.
Shall I make him nervous with the final bill?
hell no, I want mementos and to eat at The Grill.