Friday, January 20, 2006

Friday Funny


I always start my weekend's with a smile :) No this is not my new blogging chair I got for Christmas! It gives going online a whole new meaning! lol


JOKE:
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year. Every year, Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."

Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

A few years later, Esther and Morris went to the fair. Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter now, I might never get another chance."

Esther replied, "Morris, that helicopter is 50 dollars and $50 dollars is 50 dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple. He said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed -- and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris. He said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."




6 comments:

betty said...

So cute!! I love the picture of th chair too!

betty

Bon & Mal Mott said...

Great joke! We both laughed out loud!
Bon & Mal

V said...

Hehehehehe!!
V

Ayn said...

Hmm, this chair is worth looking into. Any chance it comes in nice feminine florals? :)

Us

thebluestbutterfly said...

That's funny. :-)

Gail in MN said...

That sounds like an Ole and Lena joke, but they probably don't have Ole and Lena jokes where you live. Ah, well, it's a classic anyway!! Thanks for the chuckle.